the revenge of the web orders

[mylittleredgirl]

I feel horribly ganged-up upon by inanimate objects. And, I suppose, the total strangers (who are animate) sending these inanimate emails and telephone calls. Just... a *lot* of web orders. And emails. And the phone hasn't stopped ringing such that I haven't even *listened* to my metric craploads of voicemails yet.

*buries head in paperwork, like ostrich*

I will get through today. I WILL.

I probably shouldn't have hit mystic_isles000, though. That was kind of unprofessional. Even though it was totally in self-defense because she jumped out at me from nowhere. *snuggles sister* She has apparently forgiven me, because she just came into my office and did her Jack-as-velociraptor-in-"Broca-Divide" impersonation for me. My day is much improved.

It's so nice to work in the same place, even if our coworkers (justifiably) believe we are complete and utter loony bin escapees.

-- Little Red, back to the metaphorical salt mines.

Comments

hee.

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

I do, too :)

Jonas: "You know Sam talks in her sleep?"
Jack: "What, off-world?"
Jonas: "No, here."
Jack: *eyes as if to say 'and WHY was she sleeping in your presence not off-world?'*
Jonas: "Nonono. We were working on that artifact in her lab and I got reading and didn't notice she fell asleep on her keyboard."
Teal'c: "Major Carter does have a tendency to take rest in odd locations."
Jack: "It's called passing out, and I'll have a talk with her about it."
Jonas: "But she was talking about *you.*"
Jack: "Like... Yu?"
Teal'c: "I do believe Jonas Quinn was not referring to Lord Yu, but, in fact, to *you.*"
Jack: "Uh..."
Teal'c: "That is most fascinating."
Jack: "Um, and... what was she saying about me?"
Jonas: "Well, I couldn't make most of it out, as she was talking into her keyboard, but I think she was saying something... oh, is that cheesecake?"
Jack: "JONAS!"
Teal'c: "Jonas Quinn, please complete your thought."
Jonas: "Oh. Well, it was something about a broken capacitor. Did you break anything in her lab recently?"
Jack: *blinks*
Teal'c: "That was not what I expected you to say, Jonas Quinn."
Jonas: "You really should be more careful with her stuff. She almost hit me the other day when I dropped this compositor. It didn't even break."
Jack: "Uh... yeah."
Jonas: "Oh. And there was something else. About fishing?"
Teal'c: "I believe O'Neill has requested her to accompany him on fishing trips on numerous occasions."
Jonas: "Oh. Is that why she has a 'fishing for dummies' book hidden in her office?"
Jack: "What?"
Jonas: "Yeah. She put another dust jacket on it. I found it when I was trying to look up the metric weight of the Golden Gate Bridge."
Teal'c: "For what purpose were you researching such a thing?"
Jonas: "Oh! I-"
Jack: "Really? Fishing? Hidden in her office?"
Jonas: "Yeah! And it was all high-lighted and everything."
Jack: "I'm gonna go... talk to her. About the passing out at work thing."
Jonas: "I can tell Doctor Fraiser, if you want."
Jack: "No! I'll do it."
Teal'c: "I wish you luck, O'Neill."
Jonas: "Can I have your cheesecake, then?"

-- Little Red, who got carried away.

Re: hee.

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

LOL!

You *must* post that as a fic!! And it can even carry the lisayaeger-safe warning ;-)

*smoochies*

Re: hee.

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Really? Hee. I'll work on something... :)

-- Little Red