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My midyear review went something like this:

Boss: "Good job with not taking on too many extra projects anymore."
Me: "I'm SO BORED NOW OMG."
Boss: "So what's your goal for the rest of the year?"
Me: "... take on more projects?"
Boss: "I'm going to write down Do your boring job and don't let other people trick you into doing theirs."

Anyway, I've decided to cope with the raging injustice of no longer working above my pay grade by having pretty surroundings (it's a bit of a theme I've been working on lately - I'll post my home redecorations soon!). I have hour-long lunches and office supplies at the ready, so making crafty things was an obvious plan! I didn't think of taking how-to pics along the way, but supplies are listed below the pics. I wouldn't mind growing up to be a craft blogger one day, so should you want instructions for any of these, I'll happily provide. :)

Projects: Notecard Box & Lolcat Cubicle Terror Alert Meter )

Do you guys have any cool cube-craft ideas?
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I remember college, and planning parties and events, and that's probably why, whenever I feel a prolonged sense of stress-lag, I wonder "Shouldn't the DJ be here by now? And where are all the raver kids?"

I'm covering two additional regions besides mine this week and part of next, which has involved getting to work at 6:30 and being late on everything throughout the day. Not having any money until my next paycheck involves taking the train, and not driving to work, which I would normally do to console myself for early morning overtime. I really actually enjoy the rush of extra work and deadlines and a little bit of crazy, though I would prefer it if there were a few more "Thanks for doing this so quickly! You rock!" emails, instead of the "Where is this other thing!?!??" and "How did you not guess I would want this entire spreadsheet in yellow!?"

A man in my office who is slated to make -- literally -- ten times what I make this year told me yesterday that I make "good money," which made me feel like I'm a bit of a loser for not being able to buy groceries until paycheck (Friday! Friday!). But! Today he told me that he personally asked a bunch of people (who aren't, unfortunately, in charge of that) to pay me more. How nice of him! It's a shame it won't work. He said, "Look, when they downsize this other position [which is currently paid more than me], maybe you can get them to give part of that job to you and pay you a little more!" and I thought I shouldn't spoil the surprise that the company will actually give me that whole job on top of mine and not pay me any more, and then give me Stern Memos About Overtime Usage. But! I have a job!

I love my life. Love. I really do. Even when my job is a little over the top, everything is colored in these happy shades of me being so in love with my boyfriend. I am frustrated by my inability to make his life perfect, but he likes my cooking, so that's almost the same thing, right? And my apartment flooded a bit last weekend, but that gave me the perfect excuse to steam-clean my carpets and then -- this part was unrelated to the flooding -- reorganize all my yarn and fabric into small stacking clear plastic bins. HEAVEN.

I'm not sure if this post was supposed to mean something or not. I think I was going to apologize for being so unavailable this week? I come home at night and just pray there's a new Supernanny or something on Hulu, so that I can go "Well, at least I'm not screwing up ten children and then airing their dirty laundry on national TV," because that makes me feel better about things like being within a quarter-ream of the whole office being entirely out of paper (!!!!) before the supply order came today. Really, I'm just an approval-needy administrator with substandard personal financial planning, a wildly unnatural love of unnecessarily complex excel spreadsheets, and a bruised heel from going for a run in worn out flip-flops, and a bit of tired punchiness. And what's so bad about that?
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So let's just say that my work and my life has been a little Too Much in the last month, and let's also say that everyone in my office is out this morning, and there's just too much stuff on my desk...

So I took my laptop and am now working from underneath my desk!

Whatever works, right? Now I've just got to figure out how to get the phone down here, and I might actually make it through the rest of the day! :-P

Psyching myself up... )
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Oh my. [livejournal.com profile] froggoddess? You bought your house just under the wire, girl. Good job.

It appears Countrywide (a major lender) is going bankrupt, so now first-time homebuyers must have a 700 credit score to get a loan, and everyone in my office has literally been screaming at each other (literal. screaming.) for almost an hour.

Apparently a real estate office with an on-site lender is not the best place to be when this news breaks.

Happy Monday, everyone!

Edit: Hold the panic. After lots of flailing, I finally turned to the internet and learned that they are actually not bankrupt yet, because they just borrowed over eleven billion dollars to stay afloat. Woo! So yeah. Meet me back here for this post in a few weeks. :-/
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1) I have my license! My real live Oregon Real Estate License right here in my hot little hands. In my first official act as Licensed Real Estate Wench (per my sales manager, who says I have now graduated up from "Office Wench," though my job title and salary have not changed) is to call three hundred people and let them know about our new tower launch.

2) Anybody want to buy a condo in Portland? I can get you first pick of views and a smokin' deal. ;) Little Red Realty, at your service.

3) I have financially un-fucked myself. It will take about 3 months (W.T.F.) to get reimbursed by my company for the money I spent on office supplies, but I don't have to buy them out-of-pocket anymore from here on out. Now all I need is to apply for a new credit card and bring in my drycleaning (unrelated, but important), and then I will be 100% awesome.

4) Rattie McCutersons One and Two are still at the Humane Society. Sister and I promised the universe we would adopt them if they were still there as of 5 PM today, because I apparently need more things in my life to be responsible for. However, I did see a Beagle puppy yesterday SO CUTE that I almost adopted him without thinking about things like 10-hour workdays and Doggy Daycare, so I can just keep telling myself while taking care of the new rats, at least it is not a Beagle puppy.
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My New Bumper Sticker )

In other news, the next person who says "Hey, Saaaaachi..." in my office might seriously get SLAPPED. I have lost all zen this week. Don't ask me where it went. GONE. If you have ever wanted me to rage on a topic in an uncensored manner? NOW IS THE TIME.

(Alternately, if you would like me to teach you how the photocopier works again? You hit. The start. BUTTON! NOW IS NOT THE TIME.)
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I think my sarcasm regulator is out of alignment.

Developer: "Hey, Sachi, one of the guys in our office calls you Versace."
Me: "Right, I've never heard that one before."
Developer: "It's really clever, isn't it? I can't believe no one's thought of it before!"

Now he's calling me Ver-Sachi all the time. *headdesk* DON'T YOU START.

OH, and speaking of internal machinery in need of maintenance? The dimmer switch on my guiltometer is busted. I've realized that there's no degree with how I feel after I've made a mistake of some kind -- like, if I give someone the wrong road to turn down when giving driving directions (OMG I SORREEEEE) it feels the same as if I just lit their new puppy on fire and ran over it with my car, and I flail around the office for a few hours worrying that I have irreparably screwed up the universe.

Perhaps I will take myself in for a Regularly Scheduled Maintenance & Reality Check.
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An appraiser calls me on the phone:

appraiser: "Hey, do you need appointments for appraisals?"
me: "Yes, we need to set up all appointments in advance."
appraiser: "Oh, well if you need advance notice, I'd like to set up an appointment for ten minutes from now."
me: "..."

Also, if you ever wondered why I'm so incredibly weird (and the "formative childhood years spent in a pseudo-cult" wasn't a good enough reason), this is what my dad was doing for a living when I was an impressionable preschooler. It's probably not clear from the video clips, so I'll explain: he used to write and tour these shows that were part classical piano concerts and part stand-up comedy -- sort of the poor man's Canadian Victor Borge. I think this was just after the phase of the existentialist performance-art videos, and just before the aforementioned pseudo-cult. I love my family. Nobody's family is as cool as mine. I'm the black sheep because I have a 9-5 job with benefits and wear nylons. :)

For the record -- I've been MIA from the intarweb for a lot of reasons (work = insane, sister = having a nervous breakdown, boyfriend = twice my age yet totally awesome, world of warcraft = downloaded). Please to comment if anything of magnitude has occurred in the past week or two!
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I totally haven't been at work until 9 PM in months! I'm much more productive when I'm by myself and listening to Gira's "Aqua Happyness" pandora station. ;) (OH NO! I think I broke Pandora, for now it is not working. Like, at all. That may be a sign to GO HOME AND KNIT SOMETHING.)

I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE. It could be because it's 9 PM and all, but I'm having a bear of a time trying to sort out the US Postal Service website.

I am told that it is possible to set up certified mail with a return receipt from one's very own desktop without having to go to a post office. Does anyone know how to do this? Please assist. It seems to want to print out my letters for me at some post office in Kansas and I just would like a form, please.

(Pandora just came back, and looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than it did five minutes ago. I FEAR CHANGE!)

gleeee!

Apr. 13th, 2007 11:31 pm
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THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME:

1) Star Trek: Voyager, season 6! After the season premiere OF HOLY RAGE, it has been an entire season of gleee! I don't get it. Happy pills in the replicators? Don't know! Don't care! Photonic fleas! Am happy!

2) OMG, [livejournal.com profile] angel_grace sent me Jake 2.0 DVDs!!! OMG! WITH COVERS! OMG. I have been waiting for this moment for yeeeeeears. Jake 2.0 for my very own forever omg yay! This gleee is shared with the rest of my household, because now we can delete the series off our DVR and start recording Golden Girls again.

3) Good things are happening to my friends. This pleases me.

4) I spent my afternoon averting disaster with difficult buyers and charmed them to death, by alternating my "hee hee! I am a harmless secretary!" voice with my "MWAHAHA, revel in all the things I know about COMMON AIR SHAFTS and DAMPERS and FEATHERING CONCRETE!" Yes, there was rocking, and I think it's all due to this cat macro that is my computer background. (My job? Deals a lot with buyer walk-through inspections. A LOT. Every day, someone says this to me. Well, pretty much.)

5) I have a sekrit nefarious fandom plan that is SEKRIT and NEFARIOUS and making me very happy. But I can't implement it until I finish real estate school. The joy, however, continues.

6) Did I mention that Voyager is full of silly Happy Voyager-ish joy lately? Because it totally is!

Too tired to watch new 'lantis! Save for weekend, yay.
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THERE ARE DAYS, people.

Please send randomness!

I'll get you started:

The TV character I am most like evarr is probably Naomi Wildman, minus ze spikes and cute jumpers, plus a few years. I would still rilly like to grow up and be Beverly Crusher, though. You?

Mark L. Wahlberg = friend or foe? man or machine?

Did you know that Cold Stone will make you up a whole half-gallon of your favorite ice cream if you ask, and maybe just charge you for a quart? THEY WILL.

I kind of think most people on TV need to Do It.

Your turn. ... GO!
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Okay, so work is kind of a timewaster today, because everyone is watching March Madness or crawling out of their Portlandy moleholes to experience Real Live Actual Sun. However, it's been pretty entertaining so far:

1) My coworkers were literally running around in circles earlier watching gamecast and yelling "WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON WITH OHIO STATE!?" Literal circles. Men in suits. Love eet.

2) A man walked in to look at condos, and is all, "My name is Alrick," and coworker C is all "Alrick? That's a new one for me..." and I am all "I AM FOR YOU, ALRICK OF VAULT!" Except maybe that last part wasn't out loud.

3) So last night, right? Season 5 started airing on Spike TV. To refresh your memory, the beginning of Season 5 was the time when Everyone Goes Freaking Bonkers, except Chakotay, who is running around trying to keep people from jumping off bridges and stuff. So to compensate, today I wrote Voyager fluff.

Tautology )
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Oh, God, I totally just sent an email to my site's developer in which I called him Dude.

I HAVE A FEVER AND ANTS, STOP MAKING ME WORK. KTHANX.
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1) [livejournal.com profile] princess_philo posted this ridiculously awesome cabled knit handbag pattern that I plan to rip off, like, as soon as I can get myself to a craft store and buy some handles. So kewt!!

2) A little gold link chain fell off one of our display easels and I have been playing with it nonstop for two days, and it is still amusing me. Eventually it will become a handle for a fancy dress handbag, I think, but for now, I am a science experiment to one of my coworkers, who has no idea how a child, let alone an adult, could be amused by a bit of metal string for hours on end.

3) JAKE 2.0. OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I love this show so hard! Jake/Diane/nanites OTP FOREVAR!!! :) *deep breath* I squeed myself into asphyxia last night over the Jake 2.0 minimarathon on scifi, I swear. That episode with the friend's wedding in Seattle? Has 'shippiness that rivals Lois & Clark, I swear. FANDOM MUST NOW COMMENCE.

Things that are not awesome, FYI: Scary realtors calling and freaking out at me over the phone. WTF, people, with your entitlement issues. *freaks out with fear* I am sending whammy vibes at this woman that she decides not to bring her clients by later as threatened.
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Bestest thing the first: JAKE 2.0 on Sci-Fi tonight!! I have been elated about this all week, because it is THE MOST JOYFUL SHOW EVER and I have been kicking myself for not obsessively taping that one poor half a year that it was on the air.

Bestest thing the second: ... I GOT MY RAISE!!! And there are details and compromises and I didn't get scheduled time for real estate classes and my overtime privileges have been curtailed but NONE OF THAT MATTERS because they TOTALLY gave me more than I ever thought they were going to!! And I get a suhweet bonus if I get my real estate license (on my own time, since no scheduling help) by April 1.

I am so buying a breakfast bagel for lunch.

And then TONIGHT, I will take sister out to celebrate, probably at The Only Sonic Restaurant Within The State Of Oregon That Just Opened Only Two Miles From Our Apartment Because Gira Made A Deal With The Devil. Then home to watch Jake 2.0 and work on bestest thing #3: FABULOUS socks I'm knitting from expensivo Socks That Rock yarn that I got for Christmas! I'm designing the pattern as I go, which involves a lot of ripping back and re-knitting the heel turn until I find the one I like best. (Dutch heels? Not so much.) After doing sock knitting on two circular needles (which I admittedly thought was The Best Invention Evarr at the time), I can't tell you how blissful it is to be working on bamboo dpns (also for Christmas from The Second Set Of Parents). No tangling and searching for ends and... it's just delish. The colorway is awesome, and there will be pictures when I'm done and a pattern if anyone's interested!
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The Oregon governor also-ran from this past election is totally writing up a contract ten feet from my desk! We all kinda squinted at him when he came in all, we've seen you before, and he was all, probably from all the campaigns on teevee [where people slung mud and such], and we were all, ooooh! Because it is rare people crawl out of the teevee and buy condos from us.

And Gabe Kapler is retiring, which isn't actually political at all. GAAAAAAAAAAABE!

Nothing else of interest happened today.
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Really now, who started the rumor that if you're nasty to the sales help and pitch major fits, you'll get better service? No really, WHO!?

Holy cannolis, people. It's even money on whether real estate will drive me to sociopathy and racism or a major identity crisis.

flash ficlet therapy! mini!otp. )

OMG THURSDAY SPREADSHEET HELL IS OVER! Time to go hoooome! *vanishes*

joy me!

Oct. 10th, 2006 04:31 pm
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So I was totally going to post a flail-y post from work all "omg I am still sick and I am scared of humans and there is too much work and I want to hide and die for am failure at life!", but then decided to try to manifest some joy instead!

Items of unexpected joy so far include:

Item 1: The developer made the construction general supervisor give me my VERY OWN VOLTAGE DETECTOR! It lights up and makes sounds and looks like a giant pen and EVERYONE IS JEALOUS.

Item 2: [livejournal.com profile] a_linz wrote some really cute CSI fic that I read before work for my new shameful pairing of fluff! (Nick/Sara. SHUT UP.) Scroll down to the very bottom for some vignettes of randomness and cute and then join my support group omg.

Item 3: I can print from my work computer now. Real printing! And SCANNING!

Thus far, the militant campaign of gleee has been most successful! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide me with MORE JOY! Comment-spam, comment-ficlets, haiku, pictures of furry animals, random bits of gleee from your own day, mentions of nonsensical things you like...

Please? :)
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I'm completely burnt out at my job. Until this week, I thought I was just being a sissy, but external sources say the pressure and demands and the 10-hour-days-with-no-breaks are actually excessive, especially for what I am and am not being paid, so I feel better about that.

And I'd just come to the realization that I could make more money and have less stress (and fewer overtime hours!) at a different job that was pure admin... when I get an email telling me that I will FINALLY get my own business cards!

And I'm a happy camper again, because, omg! Business cards!

I AM SUCH A SUCKER.
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OMG, I fail at life and cling to LJ.

Okay, I really don't. But this is my second day off work now, and I swore to them I'd be in today (such that they cancelled the temp because they trusted me!), and I know I can't help it Because I Am Sick With Freaky Illness BUT THAT IS EXACTLY THE POINT.

same flailing, different day )

Okay, maybe I've just successfully reassured myself. *staples self to job* NOT QUITTING. (I'm putting that up on the wall next to the big sign that says "SACHI, DON'T SCREW WITH YOUR BRAIN MEDS".)

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