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Okay, I really am sorry to spam your flists with my string of DWTS pr0n in general, but especially tonight, because this is pretty awful. Just sometimes you really need to write pro dancer orgies, and then you need a place to post it so the facebook citizens of glittercracktopia can read it. You know? It's a hard life.

Title: "Always a Bridesmaid"
Author: Little Red
Rating: NC-17
Category: Pros before hos. And Alec/Edyta. Set between seasons 4 and 5.
Summary: Edyta's bridal shower isn't the most traditional.
Author's Note: Love Nicole wanted a Vegas penthouse party with Kym, Cheryl, Maks, Edyta and Alec, with Tony being faithful to his wife but also touchy-feely. Or, in other words, the greatest prompt ever.

( In times like this, her heart belongs to all of them. )

You know those times when you write some cracky comment!fic, and then you say, well, I might as well type it up since mspooh enjoys the occasional crackery, and then you realize it's like 3700 words? Anyway, please enjoy the cracky spoils of my quest to write 100,000 words this summer!

Title: "Patron Tequila"
Author: Little Red
Category: Dancing With the Stars, rpf, season 12 cast shenanigans, Hines/Kym UST
Rating: PG
Summary: Louis has had enough. Things don't quite go as planned.
Warnings: Cracky characterization. Adverb abuse. The usual.

( Patron Tequila )

The City of Pittsburgh is throwing an actual rally for their Dancing With the Stars King and Queen. It kind of feels like I got so excited when my OTP won the Mirrorball Trophy that I slipped and hit my head and everything since then has been a GLITTER COMA FANTASY of facebook crackshipping and the news of an actual glitter parade actually happening. How is this real life?

Anyway, they *clearly* have to rehearse, and the fangirls on twitter-stalking duty hadn't heard from Hines or Kym in a while, so I thought of this scene and then was too lazy to write the rest of the fic, so you know, just assume they sort themselves out and then they done sex.

( This is what Kym and Cheryl's friendship sounds like in my head. )

... don't mind me.

Unforgivable Hines/Kym sappiness for the citizens of glittercrackia spamming smile-photos on the Hines/Kym facebook page I found where it's possible I'm not the craziest though still the only one writing fic.

( He does a lot for that smile. )

Title: Stille Efter Storm
Category: Dancing With the Stars RPF, Hines/Kym
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kym gets her island vacation. Hines gets sentimental.
Warnings: If you don't know this is RPF, you haven't been paying attention. Also: sappy.
Bibliography: Inspired by this adorable post-semi-final-results interview.

( Stille Efter Storm )