news from Fort Awesome

[mylittleredgirl]

As I type, w0lfstar is staging an intervention against the partnership of transgendered mouse slash that is mouse!Shep and mouse!Ronon. We are putting them in separate cages in order to starve them of mousey attention and make them give up the gay and turn to Jesus miss Lizzie and Teyla LOVE US.

We are putting a grocery store Jesus candle near the cages, though, just in case that'll help. If this isn't responsible pet ownership, I don't know what is.

In other responsible pet ownership news, I am acquiring RATS tomorrow! It's an adoption off of craigslist. Two boys, just a few months old, one with long hair and one with long curly hair, two varieties of rat that I didn't even know existed. Name suggestions welcome. The current front-runner is "Miles & Julian" (in the future, we may acquire girl rats from a cool breeder near us, and they will be named Keiko and Choose-Your-Own-Dax).

No, we're not considering becoming rodent breeders in the future. Not at all. Er. Oh, shut up, you KNOW you want adorable pet rats bred and socialized by Trekkies. They'd sit up on their hind paws whenever you said "Engage."

In job search news, I have answered an ad searching for a "borderline OCD Girl Friday." The only thing that could make it a more obvious job for me is if they said something like "working knowledge of Microsoft Word and Star Trek required." Not only that, but it's a construction company, which yields a high probability of shirtless men wandering in and out of the office. Either way, it beats w0lfstar and mystic_isles000's suggestion that I get a landline for Fort Awesome and become a phone sex operator. "You can work from home! It'll be perfect! You can just put a sign on the door so we know not to bug you while you're working!" IT HURTS ME.

Comments

[aj.livejournal.com]

ZOMG. You need to be a phone sex operator! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

*misses Lizzie mouse*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*flails* Why does everyone say that? AND NONE OF YOU ARE JOKING!!

I miss Lizzie mouse a lot. :( I keep accidentally talking to her and stuff whenever I slam a door or otherwise make a loud noise that would have scared her. *pouts*

[aj.livejournal.com]

Err... because we are horribly selfish people who want to be able to say "!! My friend LR is a phone sex operator! No, really! She makes good bank." Plus, y'know, all you have to do is tune out and moan a lot and make up smut to creepy people and ramble about it over the phone. And if you were tired enough, you wouldn't even notice! And your thing could totally be geek sex. "PHASERS ON MAXIMUM!"

Would you believe that I just made that up and didn't think about it beforehand?

*hugs you* It seemed like you really did love her. I'm really sorry. And yeah, I would always whistle for my cat when I got home. And I still, when I'm staying at my mom's house, always wake up in the middle of the night expecting a warm bundle by my hip. :(

[redbeard.livejournal.com]

Geek phone sex? Sadly, or perhaps for the better, that company does not exist.

*fear*

I also fear that you have given your rodents teh gay. Oy vey.

[munchkin62.livejournal.com]

You should be a phone sex operator!! That would be so cool!

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

You're more than welcome to my rats.

No, really.

[astropoet.livejournal.com]

You'd be soooo goood at it!

[natushka.livejournal.com]

Omg! Rats Rock! I have two.. well I did.. Rupert died.. but omg Morris is still alive and kicking and in the summer, totally takes over my bed and claims it as his own (because its to hot on the back veranda where his cage lives) Plus, they're bigger, and for me, make me feel a little better about not squishing him :D! Mice are just SO small ok.

Omg, you could call one of them Grissom or Greg (from CSI) and then they could totally be lab rats *falls over giggling*

Ok, I'll stop now.

[lilwitchy.livejournal.com]

*huggles you*

LIfe ar Fort Awesome seems to be great! Yay! As for names... hmmm, Data and Blind Guy?

*realizes she doesn't have a Star Trek icon* GASP.

[mspooh.livejournal.com]

Ever since you first saw it on the show, Shep/Dex has been following you EVERYWHERE. *dies laughing*

Get a landline anyway. You can work the phones on the weekends for extra cash.

[pellucid.livejournal.com]

My friends have rats invading their basement. They're working very diligently with the exterminator to get rid of them... (ewwww!!!) But I guess pet rats aren't so bad!

And if it makes you feel better, I think your voice isn't quite suited to a career in phone sex--it's more "cute" than "sultry." Good luck with the real job search!

[roothekittykat.livejournal.com]

I think your voice isn't quite suited to a career in phone sex--it's more "cute" than "sultry."

I agree!

[roothekittykat.livejournal.com]

rats!
ee!
now you'll have mice AND rats!
LOL :D

ooo, goodluck with the job!

*snuggles*

[thekatebeyond.livejournal.com]

I have nothing intelligent to say, but your posts always bring me joy and amusement, so I thought I ought to at least offer a hello. :-) Oh, and I think Miles and Julian are great choices! That has my vote.

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

TrekkieMice! :) I Miles and Julian were the best buddies in sci fi ever, and yes, Keiko and (Ezri)Dax ;) Keep Kira far away from both of those bad boys.

[polkadotsnplaid.livejournal.com]

hiiiii...*wonders if you've had a chance to try my fandom...heehee*

[fibonacci.livejournal.com]

you are awesome. i totally want you to work at a construction company with your lipstick-red typewriter.
also, your current music is awesome.
also, someday i too will move to portland.