OMG SPARKTOBER IS HERE!

sparktober!

sparktober!

sparktober!!

The time is now! Now is the time!

My Bingo card is here and I am going to win this time, because it's ridiculous that I haven't yet! (I'm totally not going to get a blackout. But PRETEND WITH ME LIKE I WILL.)

To that end, I have committed fic, in the grand style of 2004's "OMG I THOUGHT OF THIS THING... now let's write it at a weird time of night!" style.

Title: “Roughing It”
Author: Little Red
Rating: PG
Category: Season 1, soon after "The Eye." Sheppard/Weir friendship/UST, team, buffalo.
Summary: Into every life, some rain…
Bingo: "Animal"

( LE FAKE CUT )

Seriously, come celebrate this month. It's going to be awesome!

Dancing With the Stars, All-Stars: A User's Guide

I refrained from blogging about this for a whole week, but I JUST CAN'T NOT. Because it's ALL-STARS. And it's so utterly fabulous! Because of sparktober and how it is less sparkly than DWTS but also the greatest thing ever, I will not be providing weekly hysterical play-by-plays of DWTS episodes.

However! I can't really leave you guys to just form your own opinions, because then your opinions would probably be "I don't really care about Dancing With the Stars." So! In brief, here are the details of the couples, the shenanigans, and last week's premiere. Feel free to refer back to this should you find yourself near a water cooler and someone mentions spray-tanning.

( A FIELD GUIDE TO SEASON 15 )

IN CONCLUSION:

If you are ever going to enjoy DWTS, this is the year! If you love glitter but can't stand watching people suck, THIS IS YOUR SEASON!

And vote for Anna, because seriously, whenever a redhead cries God gives a kitten a really sad look.