Dancing With the Stars: Hit Me With Your Best Shot

I have been a nervous glitter wreck all day! I don't think the universe entirely understands how essential to my continued happiness it is that Carson and Anna remain on this mirrorboat forever. The judges certainly don't understand it! On the luck o' the Soviets side, when I was driving in to work, a random radio station had borrowed Bruno's "crowning achievement of madness!" quote from last night, and then when I switched the channel, Moves Like Jagger was playing! It's conclusive: Portland's very airwaves demand that Carson and Anna be saved.

( She Blinded Me With Liveblog )