Yesterday, on Dancing With the Stars, everyone's lives sucked and they channeled it into a whole night of really great dances. No one sucked! I mean, except Kristin, who just sucks on principle. The worst part about Personal Story Week is that when someone gets voted off, it's like, "I'm sorry, your greatest tragedy didn't suck enough to tug at the hearts of America, so next time someone asks you about your great personal triumphs, you can talk about how you got over this crushing loss on Dancing With the Stars." If Carson and Anna go home, it will be my biggest tragedy.
( In which Little Red is twitter famous, Judge Len gets his dance on, and it probably all ends in tears... the liveblog! )