Very Important Poll! (NaNo Enablement Edition)

Time for a LR-enabling poll! Seriously, I am not going to hold it against you if you're not interested in my fake teevee show novel dealio, because I really expected no one to be interested. Then a few someones told me they were going to read it (!) and they even wanted me to post it as I go so they can harrass me for more (BUT IT'S NOT FANFIC!?!? I AM CONFUSED!). I'm really codependent rly scared of being omgannoying unable to make decisions without a poll.

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As an ADDED BONUS ACTIVITY, since I'm kind of worried I'll go full Palin let myself off the hook too easily with this, please comment with what outlandish (or not outlandish) thing you will do to me if I quit nano! ;)