Sanity Saving Voyager Ficlet!

Lord. Love. A Duck.

Work is kind of making me want to stab myself in the neck with a pen, which is very bad for me, but good because it prompted emergency sanity-saving fanficcery.

Title: "Detox"
Rating: G
Category: Janeway/Chakotay friendship, future!fic, fluff.
Spoilers: None. Goes AU before "Endgame."
Summary: They never really change.
ETA: FOR A.J. WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT TOTALLY IS RIGHT NOW.

( A late-breaking Maquis operation... )

"Revenue-Producing Activity"

I totally haven't been at work until 9 PM in months! I'm much more productive when I'm by myself and listening to Gira's "Aqua Happyness" pandora station. ;) (OH NO! I think I broke Pandora, for now it is not working. Like, at all. That may be a sign to GO HOME AND KNIT SOMETHING.)

I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE. It could be because it's 9 PM and all, but I'm having a bear of a time trying to sort out the US Postal Service website.

I am told that it is possible to set up certified mail with a return receipt from one's very own desktop without having to go to a post office. Does anyone know how to do this? Please assist. It seems to want to print out my letters for me at some post office in Kansas and I just would like a form, please.

(Pandora just came back, and looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than it did five minutes ago. I FEAR CHANGE!)