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mylittleredgirl ([personal profile] mylittleredgirl) wrote2004-08-05 05:09 pm

encounters of the Slavic kind

This poor Russian kid just came up to me in my New Non-Swanky Basement Office and started speaking Russian. Very fast.

Me: *brainfreeze* "Eep! I haven't spoken Russian in a long time."
Him: *more Russian*
Me: *makes stab at Russian to say that I haven't spoken it in six months*
Him: *in Russian* "But that's not so bad. You're Russian."
Me: *in Russian* "No. I'm not Russian, but I studied it in university."
Him: *VERY* confused.
Me: "It's very nice to meet you, my name is Sachi."
Him: "What?"

Lynn apparently told him that I was Olga, the *actually* Russian girl who works here. Poor kid was horribly flustered and all but ran away. He was also convinced that, since I am not Russian, I could never remember the name Yevgeny. Dude, I grew up at Kripalu. Yevgeny is a freaking *normal* name by comparison.

Lynn's rationale for the mixup?

Me: "Lynn! I'm not Olga!"
Lynn: "But he was cute!"

Sort of wish he hadn't been so totally mortified by the whole experience so that I would have had time to brain-switch into Russian (I'm always afraid to speak without properly doing that, because I know I'll randomly grab for words and probably come out saying something vulgar or completely absurd just because it sounds sort of Russian). He looked awfully jailbait-y to me (though a cute jailbait, to be sure), but Lynn thought he was older... so I will have to brush up on my Russian and find out ;)

Yay. That vastly improved my day.

-- Little Red, who is unfortunately fatally chicken about talking in Russian

Edited to add: Lynn tracked him down at dinner. He's 23.
ext_18985: (amused)

*dies*

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I love Lynn's reasoning. It is *perfect*. Yes! Brush up on your Russian! You shall be a sly American goddess who tempts the poor slavic boy. :D

If you can stay awake long enough. BAD MONO! NO COOKIE!

*hugs you*

Re: *dies*

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! *pets Lynn* Mono INDEED gets no cookie, but I have somehow managed to survive a *GASP* five hour workday filled with chaos and learning new things. And somehow feel less like death than when I arrived at work. Whatever, it's impressive to me.

Clearly, I would have stayed in Russian Studies longer had there been cute boys as part of the incentive plan.

-- Little Red
ext_18985: (geeky)

Eeee!

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*cheers for you* Yay! So happy for you!

And bah. Silly cute boys not showing up earlier. Although in a strangely related-yet-not topic, a lady came in today who spoke very little English (spanish speaker!) and had a translator.

The translator was all "Question?"
Me: "Answer."
Translator: "Answer wrong."
Me: "Um, no, answer."
Translator: "Eh?"
Lady: "Habla espanol?"
Me: "Un poco. Comprendo mas de hablo."
Translator: "*laughs*"

My day is very boring.

Re: *dies*

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
P.S. And look at my mood icon! *squeak*
ext_18985: (atlantis - castalianspring)

I SEE!

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you see my new icon? I pet it very much. But Flirty!Lizzie is soooooooooo cute. *giggles like a little girl* Dude, you know what would be really funny? If Sparky was all regularbestfriends and totally got in to steady, committed relationships with other people but continued to just be Sparky.

And their mates are all "Are you sure there's nothing between you two?"

Them: "Are you crazy?"
Mates: "But you're all... *hand wavey gesture*"
Them: "...what?"
Mates: "Y'know. All flirty and stuff."
Them: "It's JUST Lizzie/John! C'mon! The only times we ever had sex was when we were really, really drunk."
Mates: "..."
Them: "WHAT!?"

And then when their mates dump their stupid asses... WHEE!

*sigh* Miss you.

Re: I SEE!

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* YAY! I can so see that. They have these other lives and remain best friends and then are all "ARG! Why are our signficant others so DIFFICULT! They don't make sense like you do!" And then, after the breaking up and they end up together, they're all "Oh. That was easy. Hmm."
ext_18985: (porntastic)

*snorts madly*

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Owowowowow.. repeated snorting: NOT FUN.

But aww. Yay for easy transitions into meaningful relationships. Well. Wait. From one type of meaningful relationship to another, more porntastic meaningful relationship.

Aww. I'm gonna smile about the Sex Vacations for the rest of the night.
ext_18985: (smut)

23?

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
JUMP HIM YOU SILLY GIRL!

Re: 23?

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm having some trouble with the instrumental case... want to... help me practice?" *sexeyes*
ext_18985: (atlantis - castalianspring)

Re: 23?

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
*cackles* You know, there are a lot of weeks I wish I was a straight guy. Because I know so many fabulous women. Sadly, I'm a gay man stuck in a woman's body. *SIGH*

My crosses in life are many.

Re: 23?

[identity profile] keenween.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I know you don't really know me, but I just had to comment because I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. [livejournal.com profile] mylittleredgirl can attest.
I believe you may be the first person I've ever heard say something similar, not counting my brother, who nearly shares a brain with me and therefore does not count.

small world or something

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I can indeed attest.

*makes introductions* J-dawg of former-roommate- pawtucket-house-of-couch fame, meet A.j. of I-swear-it's- at-least-a-little- her-fault-that-I-have-written -so-much-damned- Atlantis-fic fame. You both like comic books, believe Sam and Jack need to fucking do it already, and have a general distaste for stupid people. And, apparently, have been cruelly imprisoned in inappropriate bodies.
ext_18985: (dumb)

Damn.

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-10 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally forgot to respond to this. I even saved it in my inbox to go back to. Yes, I'm a big forgetful dork.

SOULBROTHER!

And I think you're the first guy I've ever heard respond with that type of language. So we have something else in common.

BTW, I jealous of the Pawtuckett house of couch. SO MUCH SO. ::highfives you for getting Little Red hooked on Stargate:: The evil spreads.
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[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! It totally is! That's where I work now, too.

[identity profile] jammer0307.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Girl, he's 23?! Go after him. Someone has to have a love life. I just wish *I* was that lucky.

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I'm all over it, babe ;) I'll keep you posted.

-- Little Red, wishing real life had subtitles

[identity profile] jammer0307.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ysy!!! You go, well as much as the icky mono will let you! I wish that some cute guy would talk to *me* in a foreign language! Hell even an accent would be nice!

J. (who is hoping the annual canoe trip brings smoochies)
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[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
hee! I know that :)

But I hope you're not trying to tell me that *you're* not weird, because I totally know better. (Just different weird!)

*pets you*