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mylittleredgirl) wrote2007-08-06 03:00 pm
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pocket dialing: brings families together since 1999
My Dad calls my cell phone at work. Dad never calls me at work. (In fact, he even balks at calling me on the weekends, on the off-chance I might be working. He doesn't want to upset the precarious balance of me being gainfully employed and not borrowing money from him.)
I can't answer it due to a client in the office, but I'm a little concerned, because Dad calling me during the work day would mean some sort of significant disaster, on the order of 1) One of your relatives is dying, 2) The house has burned down and we're moving in with you, 3) The DVD player has started putting Spanish subtitles on everything and I can't shut it off.
He calls again, two minutes later. (By now I'm thinking that maybe my mother has been abducted by aliens and my whole town has been swallowed up by an earthquake.)
Dad: "Did you just call me?"
Me: "No, you just called me."
Dad: "I know. I'm talking to you right now."
Me: "... no, no, you called me a minute ago."
Dad: "I did? Is that why your name was on my phone?"
Me: "... so no one's dead?"
Dad: "Nope. Wrong button. Go back to work, bye!"
... okay, it was funny to me, but maybe you had to be there. ;)
I can't answer it due to a client in the office, but I'm a little concerned, because Dad calling me during the work day would mean some sort of significant disaster, on the order of 1) One of your relatives is dying, 2) The house has burned down and we're moving in with you, 3) The DVD player has started putting Spanish subtitles on everything and I can't shut it off.
He calls again, two minutes later. (By now I'm thinking that maybe my mother has been abducted by aliens and my whole town has been swallowed up by an earthquake.)
Dad: "Did you just call me?"
Me: "No, you just called me."
Dad: "I know. I'm talking to you right now."
Me: "... no, no, you called me a minute ago."
Dad: "I did? Is that why your name was on my phone?"
Me: "... so no one's dead?"
Dad: "Nope. Wrong button. Go back to work, bye!"
... okay, it was funny to me, but maybe you had to be there. ;)
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I started watching season 2 again yesterday, because I was jonesing for some B5. Sheridan is so unbelievably dorky in that season, I love it. He's all "OMG FRUIT!" and Ivanova's all "..." and Garibaldi's all "ZOMG ANGST!" and Sheridan is all "But... FRUIT!"
It's like Sheridan/fruit OTP.
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It's all due to my return to Scarecrow & Mrs. King love.
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Bring some stiff drinks with you for the first half of season 1. But do watch them -- they start giving you Big Important Clues in the first episode... it's just a little bit painful. :)
(And you're going to 'ship Talia and Garibaldi... RIGHT?)
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And yeah, I'll probably be a bit bored until John shows up. But I at least understand to pay attention because things have a habit of reconstituting later in the series. Very cool, that.
I will certainly keep T/G in mind as I begin to form ship-like thoughts. :^D
If I could just get you into Scarecrow & Mrs. King ... everlasting ship ... Heh.
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*delights in B5 awesomeness*
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And I was once walking into my house and pocket-dialed the friend who was with me. We were both quite perplexed for a moment. Then much laughter ensued.
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My last and current phones are both the flippy kind, for exactly this reason. The only thing the current one can do in my bag is take pictures, which is harmless.
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(This is totally an acceptable telephone greeting in the Little Red family.)
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