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medie demanded 'lantis gleee!
medie demanded 'lantis fangleee in order to fight wank with gleee or save the Easter bunny or something, and you need to go comment with fandom joy here here here!---
She can catch grapes in her mouth.
Or whatever they are. Not grapes. Juicier than grapes. Someone probably told him the name, but it wasn't particularly memorable or any more descriptive than alien grapes.
John doesn't mind not knowing anything about alien food, but it always catches him off-guard when he finds out something -- something like this, something obvious -- that he never knew about her.
Elizabeth has caught ten so far, by his count, absentmindedly tossing them in the air where she's sitting across the mess hall table from him. She hasn't missed one. Between grapes, she studies the water reclamation data in front of her.
"That's impressive," he says.
She turns her hand over, settles a not-grape between her knuckles, slaps the top of her wrist to set the grape in the air, and catches it between her teeth. She's smirking when she bites down, and a dribble of juice escapes her lips.
She giggles, snatches a napkin from his tray. She's been laughing more lately. He had no idea how much he missed that.
"Really. I didn't know you could do that."
She raises an eyebrow at him, probably because he's treating this previously unrevealed skill as if it's something important that she's been keeping from him. But really. They've never had grapes before, but he's seen her eat popcorn a hundred times. Well, twelve times, maybe. At least twice, and she's never caught a single kernel in mid-air.
"I can also write my name with my toes," she tells him.
"That's disgusting."
She rolls her eyes. "A true artist is never appreciated in her own time."
She's about to go back to her reading, and he's not done bothering her yet. "What else don't I know about you?"
She blinks at him. "Lots of things, probably."
"Like what?"
"John..." she holds up her computerized notepad with the report on it as a prop to help underscore her I'm busy voice.
He snatches it away and then puts it in front of him, covering it with his forearms. He's had just about the most boring morning in the history of the Pegasus Galaxy overseeing inventories, and he's in no hurry to get back to that.
Besides, he really hasn't seen her smile enough. She's been better about it lately, because the war has hit a blessed lull and because he's been on an all-fronts campaign to get her to lighten up, but she's still got three years to make up for.
"I speak eight languages," she offers as a concession, doing her best to sound bored.
"Knew that," John dismisses it. According to her file, she only spoke five before being drafted into the Stargate program. "Also, I'm pretty sure I've heard you speak more languages than that."
"I speak eight languages with reasonable fluency," she corrects. "My apologies."
"Forgiven. Go on." There's a smirk at the corner of her lips, egging him onward.
"I really do have a lot of work to do."
He shields the notepad more securely behind his arms. "Knew that too."
"I grew up in Michigan?"
"Elizabeth, you're not even trying."
"See? You already know everything there is to know about me." She holds out her hand for the notepad, giving him a look that might have convinced him, three years ago, before he knew her well enough to decipher that she doesn't really mind.
"What was the name of your first pet?"
Elizabeth pops another grape in her mouth and chews before asking, "Are you avoiding an inventory review?"
"Fine." He sighs dramatically as he hands her work back to her. "Be an enigma."
She laughs, and he grins, because that's really what he was waiting for. "You like it that way," she teases.
Elizabeth always flirts with him when she's in a good mood. He's seen her speak that way to Rodney, to Caldwell, heck, even to Ronon, but he likes to pretend there's something unique about it when she talks to him.
He replies, "I'm sure I know all the important things there are to know about you."
Matching his tone exactly, she says, "I'm sure you do."
He breaks the lighthearted flow of the conversation for just a moment. He doesn't mean to, but the words just fall out as he thinks them. "I don't really know you at all, do I?"
Elizabeth shrugs uncertainly, like she does when she can't tell if he's joking or not. "Sure you do. You know me better than just about anyone else, for whatever that's worth."
He asked for it, but he's not sure how to deal with the weight of that statement, or how it's settling in his stomach like something alive, demanding that he move or speak or do something in reaction.
It's not really the time for that, though. For now, it's just... another unexpected piece of information about her.
"So not everyone knows about your freaky toes?"
She makes a face. "It's a closely guarded secret."
"Good," he states definitively. He sort of wants to say thank you, or to tell her -- in some flippant, clever way -- that he really doesn't tell her very much but that's not because he doesn't like her or trust her, it's just who he is, and he still thinks she knows him better than he's really totally comfortable with.
The words don't come out.
"Inventory," Elizabeth orders, rolling her eyes. "Now."
He snatches a grape off her plate, tosses it in the air, and catches it. With the grape still poised between his teeth, he lisps, "Yes, ma'am."
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Glad you like! I'm so happy to be done with real estate school and now I can write fic guilt-freeeeeeee!! Though I have like eighteen stupid ungleeeful future fics kicking around on my hard drive from forever ago for like every fandom, so I need to either finish those or stick them all in a room and light 'em on fire. Because gleee really IS better for preventing wrinkles, as you say. ;)
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Flirty!Elizabeth is love.
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I love that - totally serious, in the middle of grape-related hilarity. *smiles*
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Thanks! :)
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John + Elizabeth's Dad + Football = OT3.
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Also. Lyssie made me write dialogue in which Liz was EVIL to John. *sighs* I miss those two dorks.
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our early dorkinessour speculation ended up being fairly close to canon. This freaks me out a bit.*sighs and yens for the days of drunken indiscretions and do-rags*
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I mean, it'd be nice to be able to predict things in the real world, but sadly, our mad ski11z are non-transferrable.
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Also, I'm friending you to keep up with your fic, if you don't mind. (...erm...actually, I think I friended you last night for that.) But yeah, just so you know. You're officially on my fav Sparky writers list now! =)
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