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the good shepherd

I just got Viagra spam from Jesus.
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[identity profile] astrum-presul.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

Everything about that (including your icon) is wrong.

*cackles anyway*

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Don't blame me! *I* didn't send it!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Too. Many. Jokes.

*implodes*

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I know! There's just nowhere to start!

[identity profile] miera-c.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's not easy being 2000 years old.

going to hell, going to hell, so very much going to hell

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
At that age, I'd definitely advise consulting a physician before taking any prescription medication...

I think I need an "omg so damned" icon or something.

[identity profile] redbeard.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
The number of innapropriate responses that I have just deleted is truly impressive.

Then again, I've been getting a lot of spam lately that seems to be ENCOURAGING premature ejaculation. Although most of them make references to President Bush and Dennis Hastert. Weird.

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention "President Bush" and "ejaculation" in close proximity on my journal pages again. *scribs page with soap*

[identity profile] lisayaeger.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Better than Pfizer trying to sell you Christianity.

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You do make an excellent point, there. But would it be available by prescription only?

[identity profile] lisayaeger.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you would need a note from God or someone Religious like The Pope.

[identity profile] besyd.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I could so say something, share a little in joke, but I'm sure a bolt of lightning would come through the Internet and get me. Maybe I'll email it to you sometime.

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
omg please do.

[identity profile] moominlady.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
*Dies*

Poor guy. I'm guessing he hasn't had much use for them lately...

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
But if we turn to Jesus, we can find untold ecstacy!

[identity profile] bookbabe1999.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
talk about the second coming.... *snort*

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Please consult a physician if supernatural erection lasts more than four hours...

Ahhhh, well, we can all go to hell together. Maybe they'll give us a group rate on a hotel.

[identity profile] vagenna.livejournal.com 2006-10-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
well the stuff must work pretty well because you know he got nailed!

*gets struck by lightening*

[identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want to laugh! I don't! BUT I SO HAVE TO.

Bring on the lightning, man. *sigh*

*loves you*
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