See, I thought the backstage rant was perfect. Because he said in the same breath that he's all about ALL the pros and ALL the stars, I got the sense that he wasn't like "This show's about me" so much as "This show's about the dancers and we would each say the same thing"... which is an argument he's made before... but the other dancers don't back him up. The judges were unfair to Hope when you look at the scoring curve they've been giving Chaz (although they seem to have adjusted the strike zone this week).

Bottom line: Hope, you've got to wear the heels.

Ugh, I have to vote so I can bitch about whoever goes home tomorrow, but I don't even know who to vote for.