Jonas: "You know Sam talks in her sleep?" Jack: "What, off-world?" Jonas: "No, here." Jack: *eyes as if to say 'and WHY was she sleeping in your presence not off-world?'* Jonas: "Nonono. We were working on that artifact in her lab and I got reading and didn't notice she fell asleep on her keyboard." Teal'c: "Major Carter does have a tendency to take rest in odd locations." Jack: "It's called passing out, and I'll have a talk with her about it." Jonas: "But she was talking about *you.*" Jack: "Like... Yu?" Teal'c: "I do believe Jonas Quinn was not referring to Lord Yu, but, in fact, to *you.*" Jack: "Uh..." Teal'c: "That is most fascinating." Jack: "Um, and... what was she saying about me?" Jonas: "Well, I couldn't make most of it out, as she was talking into her keyboard, but I think she was saying something... oh, is that cheesecake?" Jack: "JONAS!" Teal'c: "Jonas Quinn, please complete your thought." Jonas: "Oh. Well, it was something about a broken capacitor. Did you break anything in her lab recently?" Jack: *blinks* Teal'c: "That was not what I expected you to say, Jonas Quinn." Jonas: "You really should be more careful with her stuff. She almost hit me the other day when I dropped this compositor. It didn't even break." Jack: "Uh... yeah." Jonas: "Oh. And there was something else. About fishing?" Teal'c: "I believe O'Neill has requested her to accompany him on fishing trips on numerous occasions." Jonas: "Oh. Is that why she has a 'fishing for dummies' book hidden in her office?" Jack: "What?" Jonas: "Yeah. She put another dust jacket on it. I found it when I was trying to look up the metric weight of the Golden Gate Bridge." Teal'c: "For what purpose were you researching such a thing?" Jonas: "Oh! I-" Jack: "Really? Fishing? Hidden in her office?" Jonas: "Yeah! And it was all high-lighted and everything." Jack: "I'm gonna go... talk to her. About the passing out at work thing." Jonas: "I can tell Doctor Fraiser, if you want." Jack: "No! I'll do it." Teal'c: "I wish you luck, O'Neill." Jonas: "Can I have your cheesecake, then?"
hee.
Jonas: "You know Sam talks in her sleep?"
Jack: "What, off-world?"
Jonas: "No, here."
Jack: *eyes as if to say 'and WHY was she sleeping in your presence not off-world?'*
Jonas: "Nonono. We were working on that artifact in her lab and I got reading and didn't notice she fell asleep on her keyboard."
Teal'c: "Major Carter does have a tendency to take rest in odd locations."
Jack: "It's called passing out, and I'll have a talk with her about it."
Jonas: "But she was talking about *you.*"
Jack: "Like... Yu?"
Teal'c: "I do believe Jonas Quinn was not referring to Lord Yu, but, in fact, to *you.*"
Jack: "Uh..."
Teal'c: "That is most fascinating."
Jack: "Um, and... what was she saying about me?"
Jonas: "Well, I couldn't make most of it out, as she was talking into her keyboard, but I think she was saying something... oh, is that cheesecake?"
Jack: "JONAS!"
Teal'c: "Jonas Quinn, please complete your thought."
Jonas: "Oh. Well, it was something about a broken capacitor. Did you break anything in her lab recently?"
Jack: *blinks*
Teal'c: "That was not what I expected you to say, Jonas Quinn."
Jonas: "You really should be more careful with her stuff. She almost hit me the other day when I dropped this compositor. It didn't even break."
Jack: "Uh... yeah."
Jonas: "Oh. And there was something else. About fishing?"
Teal'c: "I believe O'Neill has requested her to accompany him on fishing trips on numerous occasions."
Jonas: "Oh. Is that why she has a 'fishing for dummies' book hidden in her office?"
Jack: "What?"
Jonas: "Yeah. She put another dust jacket on it. I found it when I was trying to look up the metric weight of the Golden Gate Bridge."
Teal'c: "For what purpose were you researching such a thing?"
Jonas: "Oh! I-"
Jack: "Really? Fishing? Hidden in her office?"
Jonas: "Yeah! And it was all high-lighted and everything."
Jack: "I'm gonna go... talk to her. About the passing out at work thing."
Jonas: "I can tell Doctor Fraiser, if you want."
Jack: "No! I'll do it."
Teal'c: "I wish you luck, O'Neill."
Jonas: "Can I have your cheesecake, then?"
-- Little Red, who got carried away.