"Glad you survived the Portland terrorist!"

[mylittleredgirl]

I woke up this morning to that email from my mom.

Apparently, somebody tried to blow up the Portland tree-lighting ceremony last night. Woah! (Don't read the comments - it's a lot of people who probably couldn't find Oregon on a map wanting to deport all adopted Muslim children or something.)

Thank you, FBI!! Can I send them flowers or something? <3 <3 The target was partially picked because, as the would-be bomber said, "no one thinks about Oregon," so I'm really glad the intelligence operatives didn't feel the same way.

Comments

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Yes!! I would send them a bundt cake or something, but they would probably put me on a watch list or something for sending unsolicited items to government agencies.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Maybe a nice postcard? "Dear FBI, ty for your work. My nano novel is now dedicated to you. <3 " ?