I have an entire dictionary of Russian curses. No rly. Their cussing technology is light-years ahead of ours.

I should get one of those for writing Ivanova. You know she has some great ones stored up.

(Although, er, I would also need such a dictionary to have English translations, 'cause I sadly don't speak Russian.)

My dad was a little alarmed when a teacher from Jordan started working in my high school that I might accidentally call him a goat-rapist or something.

*sporfle*