AHAHAH! OMG! YOU WIN! *throws confetti at you* It's got B'Elanna and Kathryn bonding over romance novels. I officially love you more than twenty minutes ago!

And you know, as soon as I read the outside bits of your post the line "All of their bad ideas start out this way." ran through my brain. <3 <3

YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!

(And ahahahah, Chakotay totally propositioned her. Oh, MAN, I love them. Sadly, I could totally see Tuvok suggesting sex as a stress reliever.)